You're not going to do it. ANONYMOUS: Yeah, it's kind of depressing to be honest. ALEX GOLDMAN: Alright, we’ve gotta go, cause I don’t know what we can do to help you here. I think it was avoidable. There's no con. 49. ANONYMOUS: Yeah. ANONYMOUS: Yeah, so I mean, I could be like a crackpot, like I could be completely wrong. You don’t have to have one, but I’m just curious. ANONYMOUS: Uhh, I do. I just got a text from my friend who said the hotline’s open, just call. This time â a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. ALEX GOLDMAN: When did you submit those documents? www.helpwiththecure.com . This baldness question is infuriating and I'm about to unsubscibe because the Reply All team thought this was something listeners needed to hear. ANONYMOUS: Fraternal. Thanks Alex. ISAAC: Uh, hi, I'm Isaac and I'm calling from probably the coolest place anyone's going to call from today. Yes Indeed says: ... to believe absolutely everything that they see on television and in spite of reality the public has been partitioned mentally to accept fairy tales. 61 minutes | Jan 30th 2020 #156 The Cure for Everything Play Like Play Next Mark Played PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. PJ VOGT: [Overlapping] What your question is? ISAAC: Who—he was one of the torture doctors. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. We're Taking Your Calls Today. Has anyone emailed to find out what the mystery cure was? Well, yeah, we do have—we all have one kind of shared dilemma. This time â a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. And the thing is like, I can—you know, obviously genetics are different between fraternal twins, but my brother has progressed way more, and I've sort of like—. It was Hawtnugz? Originally Aired January 30, â¦ Reply. And when I get close to home, I'm like ten minutes away from home, they always tell me the wrong way. PJ VOGT: So wait, your name wasn't Teddy? #86 Man of the People. ANONYMOUS: Of like a [beep]. More Episodes #137 Fool's Trade. ALEX GOLDMAN: That's how I got to download—that’s what fooled me into downloading Matchington Mansion. ANONYMOUS: (Laughs) It’s uh… it’s also a very strange thing and it’s—, PJ VOGT: Sir, sir, you’ve got to [indistinct]—. Promote #156 The Cure for Everything. But—so there are different types of balding, like—ah, gosh—, ANONYMOUS: I don’t know, because… I think part of it is just that uh… well first of all I could be insane, right? I get a pop-up ad for a game where you have to like, where there’s like a puzzle where you have to fix a household appliance, it’s called Matchington Mansion. Explicit #156 The Cure for Everything . I'm very curious, but just send us an email. ALEX GOLDMAN: I found a reporter named Jess Joho who is a staff writer at Mashable. ALEX GOLDMAN: Do you ever feel like being so encyclopedic on this stuff, do you ever feel like it makes it harder for you to move on with your life? ANONYMOUS: You get the secret of the mystery goo. Like I’ll drink RC cola, but I didn’t realize I was playing the off-brand of fix ‘em up games! I live outside of Santa Cruz. It is true that the death of Jesus on the cross and the gift of the Spirit is the cure for everything. PJ VOGT: Also, fix your system so that it doesn't depend on Alex Goldman being considered famous. Info ; Live Chat Comments; Technology. PJ VOGT: [Overlapping] Let's see what we can figure out. ALEX GOLDMAN: What the fuck is it though? www.helpwiththecure.com. If—but seriously, as a balding guy who's very depressed, I would love a bite of whatever you're chomping on. PJ VOGT: Wait, I thought it turned him into Mr. Hyde. ANONYMOUS: But still, by nature of what it is, it’s limited by like resources. Or if it's a con, then I'm conning myself too. ALEX GOLDMAN: Gotta say, I’m not like a Coca-Cola man. 59:49. Technology #156 The Cure for Everything . Charts. I don't know. ALEX GOLDMAN: Yeah, you need to tell us what's up. TEDDY: [Overlapping] Do you remember when Facebook—they changed their policy. Alex Goldman tackles his newest job: prophet of doom. PJ VOGT: I bet you that the guy who they made do that—he’s like the equivalent of the dude who wanted to make a great art film, and he has to make crap. So I was like, “K cool, umm what the heck?” I posted like an Insta story being like, “Hey, don’t reply to any messages, like I’m being hacked right now, and also, report my account.” But they went and deleted it. PJ VOGT: Are you allowed to say this to us on a podcast? Wow. The way you're talking, you know, it could be within this hour! ISAAC: No. PJ VOGT: Cool ok um…. Discuss the Reply All podcast at /r/gimlet! PJ VOGT: [Overlapping] Identical or fraternal? Hundreds of reply-all responses followed the original alert, many of them instructing others not to reply all, then answers from an occasional troll would trigger a further deluge. #169 The Confetti Cannon. PJ VOGT: [Overlapping] I do feel conned. PJ VOGT: You know the other possibility for what's going on with you though? ANONYMOUS: Wow. The episode they released last week, "Amazon's Next Top Model", could be an episode of Reply All, maybe a Super Tech Support. ALEX GOLDMAN: This isn't weird at all. ANONYMOUS: No no no. The Cure for Everything book. And I'm obsessed. PJ VOGT: From Gimlet, this is Reply All. Join. ALEX GOLDMAN: Yeah. Reply to me … PJ VOGT: This is like watching someone being introduced to a new street drug that their body is not able to handle. I've been playing it for over a year. Almost voted this 4 stars just because of the frustration that some parts caused, but still not a bad âï¸âï¸âï¸âï¸âï¸ Ryan Stock's Review of #156 The Cure for Everything from Reply All on Monday, 3rd Feb 2020 06:31 ALEX GOLDMAN: [Overlapping] Yeah, you’ve gotta give us something or we need to end the phone call. I really hope itâs not placenta. ALEX GOLDMAN: Oh, like a confirmation number to get into like a website or something. ISAAC: Listen, listen, you said it, not me. Always loving the bad news. PJ VOGT: And I was like, “Ok, so what is going on here? TEDDY: I do, yeah. PJ VOGT: And you don’t want to tell your brother about it, and there’s some science background, and I was like “I don't know, it could be that”. Wow. Here's—let me tell you what I know: I know that some sort of contract, secrecy contract has been drawn up. Finding the cure for all diseases comes with a heavy price. Thanks so much for calling. PJ VOGT: The thing that is the—is this all a wind-up to a bit? Cool, hey thanks. PJ VOGT: And you found that ad like, hypnotically irresistible? I'm just gonna put it out with like a “Free” sign because people in my neighborhood take stuff all the time. PJ VOGT: I think I just got a mechanical keyboard. ISAAC: Ok so, I had no idea what the hotline was open for. PJ VOGT: He's going to be your food boss. 17.7k members in the gimlet community. ALEX GOLDMAN: I'll be in touch with you, and we'll figure something out, ok? Equally as improbable as every improbable guess that we had. PJ VOGT: Is it–and it's always the same kind of wrong? Well, yeah. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. TEDDY: So I promise you my name is Teddy, although that's not my legal name. This time â a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. You’re making me crazy over here. I can understand letting the call stay in the episode, but then to go the extra step to have the website and the email address? I wonder if your local road is one of those roads. PJ VOGT: Yeah, I've got that flavor of depression. « Reply All #156 The Cure for Everything 2020-01-30. TAYLOR: Thank you guys so much. (Laughs). www.helpwiththecure.com. And a bunch of items will come up at the bottom. Um, and we put out the call a couple of weeks ago. CASEY: Right? PJ VOGT: That's my guess. PJ VOGT: So I searched online, and I found this thing about how, basically, in the hunt to get people's phone numbers, to plug into like robocall databases, there are now scammers who troll Craigslist just getting email addresses plus phone numbers plus names. ISAAC: Um, because of how messed up my brain is, the way I process anxiety when I'm stressed out is I'll talk about it or I'll vocalize that I'm stressed out and that this is what I'm stressed out about. What has he said about the torture program he ran? ANONYMOUS: That, so, the thing about, I'm still like losing hair—. He said he gets—and I get these too, and I didn’t realize it was like a thing—he’s verified on Twitter, so he’s like constantly getting messages from people who are just like asking him like “Hey I got locked out of my Facebook, hey I got locked out of my Instagram, can you help me?”. PJ VOGT: Do you have before and after pictures? No signup or install needed. ANONYMOUS: That dystopian problem? Newly recorded COVID-19 cases and deaths in the United States, which rose dramatically this fall, now seem to be declining. TEDDY: So I like tried that angle, and every angle I've used hasn't worked. 56:48 #51 Perfect Crime Aug 27, 2020. This time â a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. PJ VOGT: And he says like the worst example of this he’d seen which he’s like, “I cover Facebook all the time, I don’t tend to get mad, this was the one that actually made me feel crazy”—, CASEY: Um, a couple years ago, either Zuckerberg himself or you know his corporate risk people said, “You know, you’ve sent a lot of messages on Facebook Messenger, and we think there’s this risk associated with having these messages out in the world and so what we’re going to do is we’re going to unilaterally delete every message you’ve ever sent that is older than, I don’t know, six months or something like that.” And so instantly, people around the world who had messaged with Mark Zuckerberg went to go open up their Zuckerberg chat window and what they saw was a one-sided conversation. PJ VOGT: But how do you know that it's stopping you from going bald versus you're just not going bald? This time – a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. PJ VOGT: It’s like a mom and dad situation. And then I kept getting like—my sister called me and she was like “Um, hey, this doesn't really sound like you, but I gave them my number.” And I was like, “Oh shit.”, JEN: And we kind of like, yeah. PJ VOGT: He was like, basically their PR department is the helpdesk. Anyway, I—well, ok wait, so there’s one thing I have to say though that kind of makes this sort of interesting or weird which I need to ask you guys about is, it's sort of like a limited supply of this thing. TAYLOR: I mean… mobile gaming is the future. Discover Reply All #156 The Cure for Everything #156 The Cure for Everything. Anything in life, whether it be physical, emotional or spiritual, God is there and willing to help. We've updated our Terms of Service. This feels like a con. ISAAC: That was what he testified to yesterday. PJ VOGT: Because it just seems weird that you would—that somebody would torture you and then—-. I always [indistinct]—. ALEX GOLDMAN: You eat other people's hair and then suddenly it just sprouts on your head? Or is it just some random thing? ISAAC: There are not snacks, there are no windows—well, I'm outside right now. PJ VOGT: You should at least send it to Alex, truly, he’s—I mean we’re both going through depressive episodes. PJ VOGT: Well if you’re wrong it doesn’t mean you’re insane. This time â a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. ANONYMOUS: I would think that you could do it for like two weeks. I don’t know, there’s a lot of weird stuff about how balding works. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. ANONYMOUS: No, no. But I'm just like why—where did these ads come from? PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. And so the whole scam, according to this, was just to get my phone number. In The Cure for Everything, health-policy expert and fitness enthusiast Timothy Caulfield debunks the mythologies of the one-step health crazes, reveals the truths behind misleading data, and discredits the charlatans in a quest to sort out real, reliable health advice. ANONYMOUS: It’s kind of like, very strange. I’m going to smear this on my head!”, PJ VOGT: [Overlapping] Yeah, you were like “I’m going to rub corn on my head.”, ANONYMOUS: So again, I could be insane, absolutely wrong. #156 The Cure for Everything PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. Did they need to fill time or something? PJ VOGT: Yeah, you're being very coy about this. (Sighs) It's, it’s really... so weird. #170 A Song of Impotent Rage. www.helpwiththecure.com . PJ VOGT: Ok so I’ve learned, I’ve learned things, uhh about what’s going on with your—well, not what’s going on—I basically have bad news for you and an explanation for why things are bad. Reply All #156 The Cure for Everything Jan. 30, 2020. Like of all the problems in the world, and there are many, and even all the kinds of technology that maybe shouldn't be invented but are being invented, this kind of feels like not that big a deal, for the amount of angst that it's giving you. PJ VOGT: The weirder, the better. He’s going through a thing. TAYLOR: Well, this is disappointing, and I really want them—I really want someone to make this other game. PJ VOGT: How and how did you decide to do that? ANONYMOUS: Ok ok, so it's uh, it's uh [beep]. ANONYMOUS: It's not, it doesn't do just that. JEN: Well, it was just like, "Hey quick question, um, I'm having like phone problems. PJ VOGT: Screw this. PJ VOGT: So he basically, what he said which was really interesting was that, like a way to think about Facebook, is they’re sort of, they’re like a tech company that has accidentally stumbled into being a government. I hope you find something out. ANONYMOUS: But, uh, ok. Because Facebook had deleted all of Mark Zuckerberg’s messages and none of theirs. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. Or even just like working phone numbers. ISAAC: We were very fortunate. That's a crazy thing. PJ VOGT: You need more, you need funds so that mystery goo can become cheaper so that, man it's so much more poignant that you feel like you found the cure and you can't get access to it. JEN: My name's Jen, and I'm here with my friends Kate and Bennett. PJ VOGT: What happens when you try to log in? There is some science behind it, like some biochemistry that I'm kind of—it's uh—. This week — a new technology falls into the wrong hands. 20 Do not curse the king even in your thoughts, or curse the rich even in your bedroom, for a bird of the air may carry your words, and a winged creature may report your speech.… PJ VOGT: Cool, what's your technical support problem? PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. The argument against placenta is that we're told you go to an existing store and pay thousands of dollars for it. The mystery cure call(s) just went on and on and oooooon saying the same stuff over and over. ANONYMOUS: Like, uh, hair loss. And then he takes some more and he's like, "Oh no, I'm turning into him permanently!” Actually, you know what, this is like nothing like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. PJ VOGT: Llama meat. It seems like it'd be really gross. The act of drawing a breath allows you to think, move, eat, laugh, make love, curse, and everything else that makes up this thing called life. ALEX GOLDMAN: So it's just like a food you eat. PJ VOGT: (laughing) The idea of you eating mashed potatoes mixed with mystery goo. Cause they didn't post anything. "'A podcast about the internet' that is actually an unfailingly original exploration of modern life and how to survive it." #156 The Cure for Everything PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. www.helpwiththecure.com. PJ VOGT: Okay, And, are people—what’s the—vibe is not the word I wish I was going to use, but like wha—(shortly laughs). Also, I knew long ago that Waze re-routing would lose its advantages by blowing up the spot. So it'd be like, the kitchen's on fire, and the sink is leaking—. PJ VOGT: Weird. ANONYMOUS: I mix it in with potatoes, and you don't like, feel the nastiness of like thinking, of knowing what it is, it just tastes like mashed potatoes. ANONYMOUS: Or I'll send you guys a… yeah, sorry. Just like this like, I just want to lay in bed and not do anything, but this has sort of, it’s almost like removed this thing that was—this shroud of depression—I wouldn't call it so like, crippling depression, but it was sort of like—. ANONYMOUS: Yeah, so you know it probably can be increased in supply—. PJ VOGT: Wait, what do you mean it’s kind of freaky? Download Right click and do "save link as" PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. Thank you. And there’ll be sort of, be like a... PJ VOGT: You'll live in this dystopia where all the poor people are bald and all the rich people have like, luscious, luscious locks of hair? You’d feel it within about ten seconds if you stopped. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. So what's your question? The Creativity Cure. 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